piecrust:D

Remember that when your toes are cold you should lick them because the fungus on them will make your penis erect enough to ejaculate onto them & now your toes are warm

Yay magical piss pookie (it is currently 11:12 pm what the fuck is happening)

I wish British people were real

Why are people following me all of a sudden (not in like a rude way I still appreciate it) I don't even do anything lolll

Hey,
          How ya doin
          Well I'm doin just fine
          I lied
          Im dying inside

Follow better people than me

I stayed up last night watching all the jhonknee and ills and am tried af right now....worth it

I need someone to tell me if I should watch squid game or not

"Sans? SANS! WAKE UP!"

Good evening, @DJ_Koolkat. It's been a real blast reneacting the turf war in Harbin Hotel with cha, can't wait to do it again sometime