m.j mcafee

Religious prophecies + chaos theory + linkin park = Dreary Beaches

Lance as an adult would be one of those unhinged doomsday preppers 

I already want to completely reconstruct dreary beaches that’s why i unpublished the first chapter btw…it’s nothing major i just need to tweak the actual writing of it haaaaaah 

There’s no where in dreary beaches that i can add this but it’s canon that the license plate on zarunohn’s ‘76 cadillac eldorado says “MR BABE” 

“I hate that lazy bloke Morrissey. I can’t believe my father named me after him. All he does is sit around and act depressed” Morris Osorio says, unaware of the hilarious irony. 

lance is the only valid ally but only bc he was raised by lesbians 

if morris had a tumblr bio it would look like this: 
          
          “Morris. 17. Anti-sjw, anti-feminist. Please tag anything regarding witches, that’s my trigger. Aquarius. 

“I love tits ;)” Zarunohn breasted boobily 

It's tansy's birthday today 

zarunohn in the book: *quotes bible verses, looks really scary, swears a lot, doesn't ever crack a joke, a literal villain*
          
          zarunohn outside of the book: hey guys my name is ZOOPY and I love lasagna!! ;-)