My name is M:) I am currently writing the book when the tide turns and would LOVE for you to read it and comment your thoughts. Now you're thinking why read your book? so i suggest a deal, if you don't laugh or smily at the joke below then you don't have to, if you do, then get out your reading glasses;)

I bought shoes from a second hand shop. I think they must've belonged to some junkie though because I've been tripping the whole day.

Come on, admit you exhaled a bit quicker when you read that, didn't you?