Hello, future friends and enemies. T'is your worst nightmare and bestest friend in the entire universe, Pikes Pendragon. Some call me Pikes, others call me Irish Jesus: Lord of the Chickens. If you aren't a personal friend of mine and don't want to be sliced into tiny, bite-sized pieces, you'd best call me Pikes. 


Now, I want to save my actual stories for later on in life, so if you see anything original here, that's cool. If you wanna see my fanfictions that involve no romance whatsoever, go check out my FanFiction account. (Linked under Website from what this is telling me)


I'm a HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE nerd. (As you can tell by my background and/or profile picture. Please don't sue me if I use those; all rights go to the original creators along with the original series from which they come from). I love video games (mostly coming from Nintendo, Sega, Capcom, and Konami with some out of those companies), anime (I love most shounens and anything with violence), cartoons, comics, and of course, the Internet. 


Also, I have a huge sweet tooth. Pretty much anything chocolate, orange, or blue-raspberry flavored shall be consumed by me. 


FUN FACTS!
-My great-great-great uncle-in-law is none other than Mark Twain
-My godbrother was the Motorcycle Kid in "Malcolm in the Middle"
-I got to meet Anthony from Smosh without going to some sort of convention or stalking him to his house!