pimp-named-ernie

The battle for wattpad won't be won in a day. But remain vigilant my comrades. And we shall overcome!

Let the spice crusade begin... 
          Shed the blood of all those whom apose!

"Wow, now there's 12 lost tourists!"
          
          "Seriously why are you here? look the gift shops ata' way"
          
          "I don't even write, why are they showing up!?"