✧ｙｉｋｅｓ✧

Hey, Cole! I know we don’t talk very often but I hope you’re enjoying your holidays!

EG (spoken):
          All is forgiven baby! Come on, get dressed. You're my date to the egg rally tonight!
          (sung) 
          You chucked me out like I was cracked,
          For that you should be boiled—
          But! But! But!
          Then it hit me like a crack,
          What if the egg shells went away instead’
          Those egg yolks are the key!
          They’re keeping you away from me!
          They made you cracked, messed up your yak
          But I can whisk you free!
          You left me and I cracked open,
          I punched the wall and cried—
          Egg! Egg! Egg!
          Then I found you changed my heart and set loose all that truthful shit inside!
          And so I built a boiler.
          Tonight our school is the boiling pot!
          Let’s guarantee they’ll never see their eggnor prom!
          I was meant to be yours!
          We were meant to be one!
          Don’t give up on me now!
          Finish what we’ve begun!
          I was meant to be yours!
          So when the boiling pot tub goes hiss with everyone inside—
          Pchw! Pchw! Pchw!
          In the rubble of their shell
          We’ll plant this note explaining why they died!
          EG AND STUDENTS (spoken):
          We, the students of Eggsterburg High
          Will die. Our boiled shells may finally get through
          To you. Your society churns out scrambles and omelettes
          Not fond of it. Signed the Students of Eggsterburg High
          ‘Goodbye.’
          EG: 
          We’ll watch the smoke poor out the pot.
          Bring marshmallows,
          We’ll make s’mores!
          We can smile and cuddle while the stove now roars!
          I was meant to be yours!
          We were meant to be one!
          I can’t make this alone!
          Finish what we’ve begun!
          You were meant to be mine!
          I am all that you need!
          You cracked open my shell!
          Can’t just leave me to scramble!
          Eggonica, open the—open your shell, please’
          Eggonica, open your shell.
          Eggonica, can we not hatch anymore’
          Please, can we not hatch anymore’
          Eggonica, sure, you’re cracked,
          I’ve been there. I can fix it easy!
          Eggonica, don’t make me come in there!
          I’m gonna count to three!
          (spoken) One! Two! Egg it!
          (spoken) Oh my God! ‘No! ‘Eggonica’!
          (sung) 
          Please don’t leave me alone’
          You were all I could trust’
          I can’t do this alone’
          EG AND STUDENTS:
          Still I will if I must!

https://youtu.be/xq2iSIJGUSs 
          
          happy zelda cdi day everybody

...I forgot to remind you it's CD-I meme daY

drv3 chapter 4 is not ok

Daddy 

@maybesortarose "look at me i'm so awesome now" lmao rose 
          
          but yeah it's aesthetic af,, niceu niceu

oh wow look i'm alive
          
          drv3 in two days
          
          i already picked my candidate for best girl as you can see, spike chunsoft better not disappoint

help i've been in the parking lot of a party city for 2 hours

APPARENTLY SHENMUE 3 IS STILL A THING? W H A T