pineapplejester
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pineapplejester
My friend believes that the word "slut" sounds like slapping a wet salmon on a bench.
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@chillsatan yeah I know he's right, but his ADHD ass also kept repeating "slut" like 500 times during maths class, with the hand gestures to go with it lol
wanderlustnostalgia
@pineapplejester concept: end slut-shaming by repurposing the word for onomatopoeia
pineapplejester
I must acquire some monochromatic outfits.
pineapplejester
The internet is a beautiful, scary place. And the YouTube comment sections are the most beautiful and, of course, the scariest of them all.
pineapplejester
I just spent literal hours taking a photoshoot of a rubber duck with my friend.
pineapplejester
It's funny when people write "minuets" instead of "minutes".
minuet, noun, mɪnjʊˈɛt:
slow, stately ballroom dance for two in triple time, popular
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Why do I get so worked up about dumb shit that like doesn't even matter at all?
pineapplejester
Can you block people on Wattpad?
oldmanrustymcgee
I’m invading your country tomorrow.
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