fruity_pebble

To my Dearest Love,
          
          I am just here, as an anonymous stranger who knows hardly a thing about you, confessing my undying love for you. 
          
          I would shoot two puppies for you, probably not three though, one has to live to tell the tale.
          I would climb a small hill and then stick a flag pole with your name on it on the top of that hill and we can rule over it together. 
          
          I love you, Cindy, more than jesus loves turning the water in my waterbottle into vodka (he has to stop doing that, I'm gonna get fired from my very important ceo office job). I swear I'm not bring alcohol to work, it's jesus, that crafty bastard.
          
          I'm so loyal I served the Queen for two and three quatres of a minute. I can't tell you which Queen though. 
          (Please pick me, I'm a nice guy)
          
          I shall await your response to my confession upon the hill,
          
          With exuberant love, 
          Rupert, Ruler of the Small Hill

pink_ink_was_taken

@fruity_pebble small hill but big potatoes? the math ain't mathing. i'm sure you can find another girl, roderick or rudy or whatever your name is
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fruity_pebble

@pink_ink_was_taken  but I have lots of potatoes too! Big potatoes!
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pink_ink_was_taken

@fruity_pebble sorry, i only date guys who have big hills, not small ones :/
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