Almost 7 time to leave work I hate my dumb boss I think his name is Edward 

My room is stinky smells like cheese and weed

I kiss my body pillow it's time to yank my pp

Crunchyroll take me home to my waifus and my imoutos

She's got pies and thighs and dits for eyes she only cost me 6.95 oh I'm home Crunchyroll 

I see her in my dreams she's bout as real as 2d can be her warm embrace reminds me of my own mothers love 

And coming to I wipe my drool and shake myself and my morning wood ahhhhhh ahhhhh

Cronchyroll take me home to waifus and my imoutooooooooossss she's got pies and thighs but that ain't all she's got a heart so big anyone would fall 

Wha-

CRUNCHYROOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLL