"i'm so far up Phil's ass you might as well call me striker"
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pinklizardwhales
Nov 28, 2016 02:39AM
do you ever just look at stupid shit you've done and just think "wow i fucking hate myself" the start laughingView all Conversations
Stories by pinklizardwhales
The Lotus
After starting a 'relationship' with a boy to forget another Marina Olara struggles to balance both her sanit...
shady love
when two teachers who are married fall in love and have an affair on the Washington DC trips for the school
Bad boys surprise
He lit his blunt, I lit my candles
He drank alcohol, I drank the blood of virgins
He rode a motorcycle, I rod...