I want to treat you like the ballerina you always wanted to be. I wanna spin you around, whip you off your feet, and throw you in the air. Bounce you in my arms like I bounce my d(og). Choose me and you will finally have the life you've always secretly wanted to have. Hot and heavy and with a 62 meter schlong in your partners pants, just hanging out in the open. Your welcome. -Your friend, Hurliday (help me)