#samsgirl 

When God is gone and the devil takes hold 
Who will have mercy on your soul?

What's an emperor to a King?
What's a king to a god?
What's a god to a non-believer? 

This isn't a riot , it's a rebellion 


Just because someone's smiling doesn't mean they're happy , even a white rose casts a black shadow 

Why is a Raven like a writing desk 

Got bit 
Fever hit
World gone to shit
Might as well quit 

Why so serious 

Little Alice fell down the hole
Bumped her hair and bruised her soul 

There is only one God and his name is 
death 

Rattlesnakes don't commit suicide 

What do we say to the god of death?
Not today 

Come Alice, it's only a dream 

Angels can fly , she whispered and jumped. 

Suicide isn't cowardly , I'll tell what's cowardly , treating someone so bad they want to end their lives 

God said Adam and Eve , not throw Adam in hell and leave 

Damn it , cas 

If daryl dies we riot 

Jerk 

It was all good yesterday, till the devil took your breath away 

All monsters are human 

Normal people scare me 

~jokes~

A nurse funds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks "some ass holes got my pen" 

My friend said "what rhymes with orange" I said "no....it doesn't"

I've been described as a sex symbol, and that symbol is a question mark....followed by a no 


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I hope your day is going well