Finding a good fanfic is hard nowadays. I had one where the dialogue went like:
Y/n: ayoo wats up
A: Everuthing is good, we would be a good couple together, like your friend emily and my best friend.
OMGG I BLUSHED SO MUCH I DIDN'T ANSWER FOR A WHOLE MINUTE.
~next day
"AYOOO BITCH WAKE UP-" I heard my quirky friend Emily shouting at me
I ain't even gonna comment on that typical white name best friend who gets with the main character's other best friend- but like tf was that I cant read it