Um....well....what do I write to make myself sound interesting which is what we are all thinking. Don't deny it, someone wouldn't write 'i like collecting stamps' (if anyone does sorry).

So, I like Wattpad. That's obvious. I have a weird crush on Russell Howard. My favourite comedian is John Bishop. My favourite singer is Ed Sheeran. I'm saying this now, I cannot choose a favourite book, too many. I like the classics (Jane Eyre) to the modern (The Host).

If you want to add me, you can. But only if you want to....just consider adding me....not forcing anyone into Anything!

One day,little Timmy was at school and heard the word "shit".  He went home and asked his dad for the definition and he promptly told him "coats and jackets". Timmy went to school the next day and heard the word "fucking", and for a second time, asked his father what it meant.  His father promptly said "cooking".  Then,he returned to school the third day and heard the words "bitches and hoes".  He went home and his father told him it meant "grandpa and grandma".  Later,on Thanksgiving night,his grandparents came over. Timmy answered the door with glee and says: "Hey bitches and hoes! I'll take your shit to the closet cause dad's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"
(I like this joke :))