pixedope

New chapter~
          	I just published "wth is this crap?!" of my story "a Fernando shot (Hazbin hotel one shots)". https://www.wattpad.com/1620337291?utm_source=android&utm_medium=profile&utm_content=share_published&wp_page=create_on_publish&wp_uname=pixedope

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Fernando: Yeah, this blows. This is worse than the time i got quote on quote pain medication before bed
          
          (Cutaway)
          
          Fernando: *laying in bed*....
          
          *Creaking*...
          
          
          Fernando: Ay!...m-mommy?...daddy?
          
          
          ???: *Rises from under the bed standing over him* Hi boy 
          
          Fernando: What the!...Emoree Romero?! Aren't you supposed to be in jail?!
          
          Emoree: Yeah i bailed hard...Now, let's see if that stick is stiff enough In your conditions, boy. *tugging the sheet* LET ME SEE THAT BORRIS JOHNSON!!
          
          Fernando: *Girly ass scream*

pixedope

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I know what you guys are thinking. "Is Fernando/milo just a self insert and you're a 30 something year old man?"
          
          -my answer is...No. no one in my stories are self inserts. Fernando and everyone else are oc's. For milo...I'm not depressed or look like a hentai protag. And for Fernando...I'm not a fucking sex addict. Look i know my stories are dark, I'm not planning on changing anything.

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[I thought this be funny]
          
          *it was another day at the hotel. Basically vaggie and angel just came back from...whatever they were doing and Fernando came over*
          
          Angel dust: Finally back from that shit hole
          
          Vaggie: I'll say...did you really have to flirt with the manager?
          
          Angel dust: Well duuuh. It's my expert skills that got us that discount, hun~
          
          
          Ferny: Hehehehe. That's angel dust for ya, vags
          
          *that's when Fernando pat Vaggie's back*
          
          Vaggie: Stop patting my back like I'm your homeboy.
          
          Ferny:....*Takes his hand back and smacked her on the ass hard*
          
          Vaggie: Ghh!!!...Why you-
          
          Angel dust: *Recording the shit*

pixedope

Next story, the clumsy clutzy hero. I will be continuing the story but it will take some time. So here's some info.
          
          1- while the story will be Taking some isekai tropes like being in a fantasy world and magic existing, it will be a bit different. What i mean is that the fantasy world will resemble a more modern European town. Like think of those towns in Switzerland 
          
          2-This story was mainly inspired by the anime handyman saito. So it will take some of the story in here, like The protagonist not having magic
          
          3- all of the people who reincarnate into the new world will have codenames named after industrial eras. Dieselpunk, solarpunk, Steampunk. Ect