Oh, dumped on a swamp
Man I tell ya, sometimes being a fairytale creature sucks pine sap

Life is disappointing
Woe is what I know
Outed by my nose
That's just how it goes
For poor Pinocchio!!!!!!

Story of my life
Always doomed to fail
Cheated by a fox
Swallowed by a whale
That's the story of my life, oh yeah
That's the story of my life