I goon to this guy everyday, the amount of times I think about him is insurmountable. The infallible infatuation I have for this guy goes beyond the mere comprehension of mortal being. It would need to be - nay it would have to surpass the powers of all beings, objects and concepts to comprehend the amount of gooning I do to this guy. The truth is gooning is only the tip of the iceberg, it goes in fact deeper. Everyday, every hour and every second I think about the parasocial connection the two of us have. Any kind of love would be incongruent with the size and scale of the infatuation I have with this guy. It is not hyperbole but a litotes i have spoken, it is not falsehoods but only the truest form of truth, yes the truth, the strength and everything in between has taken physical and a conceptual form. That form is the gooning I commit. FOR IT ISN'T A ACT BUT A RITUAL THAT I MUST COMMIT TO SHOW MY LOVE, DEVOTION AND FIDELITY.
I ask, I beseech you, bless me, bless us with another appearance. Yes I can see the glorious happening that is you and your light finally descending upon us once again.