w a r n i n g: you have encountered an inhumane
sherlockian who still manages to breath as 
she waits through the hiatus mode of BBC. 
please observe safety precautions.


✘ 

just a lazy reckless pizza lover who likes to
argue with herself, saying that she is completely
normal, but has a storage room (others call it a brain)
which is overflowing with crappy ideas, mostly song lyrics 
which does not come very handy. her name? alexis jacobs.

✘

[i have the strong impulse to grab all my money, pack a shit ton 
of clothes, buy plane tickets and travel- but i also don't feel like 
moving from this very comfortable position on my couch]