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lmao might fuck around and revisit this account over a year after i stopped posting and rewrite all my old oneshots (including the 20 or so i never even posted) because they're all so badly written 
          
          KEYWORD MIGHT
          
          i really should focus on the fic im writing in my current fandom but like. im bored lmao

I PROMISE I'M WORKING ON MILLIONS OF FICS YOU KNOW WHAT I'LL PROVE IT HERE ARE MY MOST SIGNIFICANT WIPS (yeah this is just an excuse to gush about the fics i'm working yall can ignore this)
          
          - a longlength multichapter stucky and parkner fic where pete and harls get sent back to the 40's and basically adopted by steeb and bucket
          
          - another longlength multichapter fic about mcu peter going into the spider-verse and the spidey squad having to find a way to get him back to the mcu since a bad guy broke their spider-verse gps's
          
          - a multichapter fic about peter and tony hanging out and then having their good time hijacked by evil kidnappers
          
          - a parkner oneshot where peter and tony's car breaks down just outside of, you guessed it, rose hill tennessee
          
          - an overdue christmas fic with parkner and stucky and all the avengers being a happy family, 10 out of 10 it's very fluffy and Good
          
          - an overdue mother's day fic with peter and all his Mums based on a textpost i saw on tumblr
          
          - a fluffy trans!peter fic with supportive rhodey and tony based on a photo of don cheadle wearing a 'protect trans kids' shirt that made me cry
          
          - a multichapter parkner fic set post-endgame where they meet at the funeral, i'm really proud of how i wrote this one it's very poetic and i did good at writing Emotions 
          
          -a  fluffy iron dad sickfic, idk where it's going but it might be about peppermint or it might be an excuse for peter to call tony 'dad' while he's half-asleep and tony's looking after him
          
          -an identity reveal sch**l sh**ting fic(that's gonna need one hell of a trigger warning)
          
          - a fluffy 'peter can't cook and nor can tony and its their turn to cook for the avengers so dream team harley and pepper come to the rescue and helps them out' oneshot
          
          AND THAT'S ONLY A FRACTION OF THEM! I'M TOO BUSY WRITING THOUSANDS OF FICS AT ONCE TO FOCUS ON ONE AT A TIME AND FINISH THEM SO I CAN POST THEM

damn son i haven't posted a chapter in ages

imagine split-dyeing your hair just because you can and wearing black nail polish and killer winged eyeliner and lso wearing badass doc martens and a cool outfit even though it has a skirt cause F*CUK GENDER ROLES and making a deal with your parents to get a septum piercing too aren't i just so rebellious

Damn I really be out here practically abandoning my one shot book... (I promise I'm gonna update it a LOT soon. I've been working non-stop on writing, it's literally all I do anymore. I just never finish my oneshots because I get stuck near the end, or I'll work on a multi-chapter book instead soooo...)

GUYS!!! I FINISHED MY FIRST EVER BOOK!!! ITS DEAR DIARY: A PARKNER STORY AND ITS SO CUTE AKFHLKAFHSFH PLEASE SHOW ME SOME APPRECIATION IF YOU HAVEN'T READ IT *CRIES IN LASAGNA*

Wattpad should have like a dark mode because after months of using dark mode on youtube, a dark worksin on ao3 and writing literally everything on calmly writer this is too bright and my eyes are dying

IF YOU'RE A A PARKNER/PARLEY SHIPPER PLEASE CHECK OUT MY NEW BOOK, I JUST POSTED ALMOST ALL THE CHAPTERS AND I'M REALLY PROUD AND IT'S SUPER CUTE

The reason i take so long to update is because a). I'm a massive perfectionist so i have to make sure my writing is as good as i can make it and b). i'm working on like 17 different fics at one time as well as schoolwork and extra-curricular stuff and i don't have time to update on a schedule BUT HERE'S THE THING: I WANT TO UPDATE LIKE EVERY WEEK AND IT DRIVES ME MADDDDD

ATTENTION: 
          ME AND MY FRIEND ( @JaclynRoseWynne )ARE WRITING A FIC TOGETHER AND WE MADE A NEW ACCOUNT SO WE COULD WORK ON IT TOGETHER SO GO FOLLOW @thesegaykids69  IF YOU'RE INTERESTED IN OUR FIC. 
          
          No spoilers but let's just say it's about the Infinity Stones getting human forms and their stones break in half. 
          The other half of the Stones that don't have human forms go rogue and kidnap other characters and the human versions of the Stones have to work together with Dr Strange and the Avengers to get those characters back.
          
          Unfortunately, we aren't planning on posting the chapter until we've written loads and we've only just started writing it so we won't post for a while, I'm sorry.  But if you are interested, stay tuned!!!