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You like Spider Man??
          	
          	I love Spider Man!! But what I wrote-
          	
          	
          	
          	Maybe Spider-Man was being selfish. Wanting to much and lost everything.
          	And so as quickly as he came on to the roof top he left.
          	
          	But remember, just as a tortoise can’t swim a spiders can’t fly.

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You like Spider Man??
          
          I love Spider Man!! But what I wrote-
          
          
          
          Maybe Spider-Man was being selfish. Wanting to much and lost everything.
          And so as quickly as he came on to the roof top he left.
          
          But remember, just as a tortoise can’t swim a spiders can’t fly.

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Imagine being Inko and Bakugou’s mom
          Like
          
          I:“Keep my son safe!” 
          
          M:“Ha! Bakugou is gonna be fine”
          
          *A few moments later*
          
          ‘This just in Folks! Class 1-A is going to war, a kid by the name of Midoriya Izuku has gone rogue and…WAIT IS THAT A KID GETTING A HEART TRANSPLANT ON THE BATTLE FIELD?!”

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What’s the difference between weirdly disgusting and disgustingly weird you might ask?
          
          Kid: but you didn’t date [] and she had red hair.
          
          Richard: Her personality is like somebody sucking their grandpa’s balls while he’s on his death bed
          
          Kid: ….I’m not sure if that can be considered weirdly disgusting or disgustingly weird.
          
          Richard: both

KL-Cool

@playlater Haha, nice one
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I know Bruce banner can't have sex because he will turn into hulk
          
          Just imagine having a huge cock rip your insides open as hulk says "HULK SMASH"

KL-Cool

@playlater ok- have a good day then-
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@KL-Cool just daily thoughts to keep the mind going _(┐「ε:)_
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KL-Cool

@playlater god- no. Why did u think of that? LMAO
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