I am Plot Armour himself, the knight of the story kingdom.

I was baptized in Wattpad's Holy Water by ruler Plot Twist himself.
(I'm not as innocent as I look like.)

My sword got smithen out of glass; just strong enought to safe your beloved main character(s) from dying without getting noticed.

I am present in every good story; even though you can't see me throught your own tears, sometimes.

I am not here to forgive you for your sins.
I create them.

You can talk to me when I'm not busy saving Harry again.

You can buy a bottle o' readers tears here :]
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