》What made you stumble upon this godforsaken place?...《

It is I, the manifestation of all trauma, peak comedy, cheesy but weird romances, trauma and beyond! Just like many authors, I focus all my mental problems onto pages and pages full of sloppily scribbled letters, words, phrases, stories.
While my favourite characters are mostly hidden in the background, if even plot relevant, I show my affection towards them by making them suffer the most. Yes, as an ordonary reader as you are, it seems hard - if not impossible - to determine which character is my certain favourite. Nononooo, of course I know it, I just want you to- eh, have a guess!

Also, I have no control over my characters. They simply do what they want and when- Holy %@$#,<">#,">@$#,</a> Tony, stop pointing that finger gun at me!... Okay okay- OKAY! I WILL KEEP WRITING, I will do anything to keep them from escaping the pages, I swear!!