pmjc88

@pmjc88 Oh gosh! That must make quite a morning for you! Kids and their moods! 😂😂🤣🤣

So, for those of you who saw my post a few weeks back about my fight with an ant... 
          
          Tonight it was a spider. A big MF-ing spider. Let's call him Spiffy. 🤔 
          
          So, I'm getting my youngest sorted for bed, and as I go to walk in his room this evening, I see this weird thing on his door. I would like it noted, his door is dark brown so it puzzled me as to what this thing moving on his door was. So puzzled that I lean close to the point my nose was almost touching the door. Right there at eye level was this huge beast of a spider, the size of my palm. 
          
          And then he moved. Spiffy moved. The almighty, soul dead scream that left me is still echoing inside my house. I stumbled back, tripped over my own feet, peed and passed out into a seizure. (FIND seizure) 
          
          At this point my partner is wondering what the F is going on, rushes to check along with my oldest. My kid screams, practically cartwheels down the stairs shrieking to burn the house down. Youngest is laughing maniacally and jumping on my bed, while my partner is frozen trying to decide which situation to deal with first. 
          
          Spiffy (RIP) got flattened to the point he became the door. According to my partner I was still throwing out moves, flailing on the floor.Oldest was ready to run out of the house half dressed shouting about moving and youngest broke a slat in my bed, thinking it's a trampoline🤦‍♀️ 
          
          When I come around, I get the sigh while he's fighting back a laugh, calling me a wimp as I practically crawl the two feet to my bathroom to clean up, shaking like a dog coming off anesthesia 😂
          
          Safe to say, I don't like bugs, insects or creepy crawlies. Never a boring day in my house. 
          
          Hope you had a laugh, I know I'm still giggling over the whole thing 😂👍

I am sick and tired of these MFers posting that bullsh!t on my stories.
          
          No, I don't want to follow you on discord.
          No, I don't want you to take my stories and make them into "digital art"
          No, I don't like you and whatever BS you're spewing. 
          
          So, I'm at the end of my tether. I don't like to be rude but this is for all the people out there commenting that crap on my stories... 
          
          F*CK OFF! F*CK ALL THE WAY OFF! F*CK OFF UNTIL YOU CAN'T F*CK OFF ANYMORE! AND THEN TAKE A SHOVEL AND DIG DOWN UNTIL YOU REACH THE OTHER SIDE OF F*CK OFF! 
          
          Have a nice day 👍

@avengersfan200 One if the best ones I've read is Complicated - BuckyLokiLover1. That's a Bucky x Reader x Loki fic

I read ur book Wicked, lovedddd it! Do you have any bucky x fem oc x loki, like this one

Heyy, hope you’re doing good, just wondering do your books “Lost Between Worlds” and “Sweet Temptation” have a love interest? If they do who are the love interest?

@DecayedSoul1991 I'm all good. it's still funny to think about and my partner, and my oldest are pranking me cause they came up with the idea and ordered an ant Teddy for me. A-holes lol. Came delivered yesterday with a note 'I'm sorry I scared you, Anton..' Lol. I've lost count of the ant memes I've had from friends and family as well 

@pmjc88 absolutely. Story for the future grandkids. It’s going to be historic in your family. Glad you’re okay girl

@alpha_wolf_21 Lol. My oldest did feel guilty after the trip to A&E and saw the boot, cast and wrist brace I was wearing. But it's ok, I know he's not at fault. Just an absolutely comedic incident that I will never live down apparently lol 

This may be the most ridiculous thing you'll ever read/hear but.... 
          
          I lost a fight with an ant, and ended up with 4 injuries (torn ligaments in left ankle. Broken left index finger. Dislocated right knee. Fractured right wrist. That all resulted in a trip to A&E.
          
          Feel free to laugh, I did. Hysterically laughing to the point I was crying and sounding like a wheezing pig. I'm sure many in the waiting area thought I needed to be sedated from laughing so much, but it is as stupid as it sounds. Lol.