gay
rrly gey
Eugene is my man
pew pew pew
my house is fueled with the electricity Saline generates with his hair 

here's a story for y'all 

my name is Hannah and I am emo. when the torche got lit af I heard my heart start bleeding. oh wait that was just my music blare ing into my ears. the fire signified my depression - ever growing and and there for everyone to see 
if only my life could be extinguished the way that flame was. 
and as for my bae his beautiful blue eyes reflected the flames so perfectly, reminding me of how sad my life is and so I cried and went to the store to buy a noose to hang myslef but then I got bored and so I called my friend Patricia and we went to have some emo bantz . But then, all of a sudden, time froze as my eyes glanced over to the hunk at the window. his rippling abs captivated me, and the floor was wet my tears that longed for him. his name: EUGENE, PEW PEW PEW. then out of no where a lighting bolt crashes and we all look into the distance where Gertrude's fabulous dream, prince Saline, stands. his long luscious hair in hand pointing towards the now darkened sky. and then with a quivering shake of the ground he cries out "SA SA SALINE" as a lightning bolt flies out of his hair and disappears into the sky he's basiclly peek-choo