The Grammar Police

So apparently, my username has confused some people. But for the people who have JUST noticed, you must be blind. Because I'm writing a book about sadness so......

@t8b2014  thanks for that sympathy, tristan. *eye roll* *sarcasm*

*SARCASM*

Wow thanks Tristan

Hey guys I'm really really sorry I haven't posted on my crime book in a while, I promise I will get the update that soon. I just have a lot of schoolwork, and I'm really sorry. Please do not kill me with your pencils and markers. I'm just a little writer

Hey, I'm really sorry guys. I didn't mean to keep you all waiting, but I've been really really busy with schoolwork. And then, I just haven't got around to really really really sorry guys. But, I have graced all of you with not one chapter, but two chapters. Please forgive me, my little unicorn potatoes. Love you all, mwah!

Sorry Caroline!! I'll update RIGHT NOW!

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