So you want to know about me? Well, just keep in mind that you may never be able to grasp my reasoning, due to the fact that my thinking process cannot be described. What annoys me most is how people seem to speak before they think, their idiotic words make me want to tear out my eardrums just to get some peace and quiet. Sure, you could call me arrogant, say I have an inflated ego, even go so far as to saying I have no soul. All I would do is wink and reply, "Exactly!" Call me cold, unresponsive, and rude; I don't care what you think. I probably won't even look at you when you speak. Small talk is a waste of breath. My smiles and supposed optimistic attitude is all for show. I'm truly scared of saying something stupid. I am unable to feel most emotion, and I like being this way.

Are you satisfied now?