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i will eat ur beans bean man

homosexual

EEVVVERYTHING WORKS OUT NICE IN THE EENNNDD THE SUN WILL MARRY THE MOOOOON IT'LL BE FINE WHY DON'T WE SIT BACK MELLOW AGAIN

quackity

poggers

I'm bringing chili

Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
          When I was a kid on VoIP
          I thought when I get older
          I'd marry her, I told her
          Now I'm 26, and I work in an office
          Nine 'til five's not the best, I'll be honest
          If I could change a single thing
          I'd make it me and not him
          
          He's in your bed, I'm in your Twitch chat
          I've got the key and he's just a doormat
          And even though he's got social skills
          That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
          Anyway, make the most of him
          'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
          Your new boyfriend's an arsehole (woo!)
          
          Yeah, I've met Jared (of course, I've met Jared)
          The one who took you away from me
          You hit it off instantly
          I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
          I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
          Push against his fashion sense
          I've thought about what he looks like nude
          I'm not gay, though
          
          'Cause she's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
          Oh, she's living the dream
          From back when we were 17
          She's living the dream (living the dream, living the dream)
          Oh, she's living the dream
          From back when we were 17
          
          How on earth could I be saved?
          When I'm one click away from insane
          I just think that I deserve
          A little bit of what I earned
          I'm not gonna make another scene
          The one I made when I was 23
          Means I'm not allowed in Disney World
          
          But he's in your bed, and I'm in your Twitch chat
          I've got the key and he's just a doormat
          'Cause even though he's got social skills
          That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
          Anyway, make the most of him
          'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick, oh-oh
          Your new boyfriend's an arsehole
          
          I think about you every day (every day)
          So how on earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
          I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
          Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (he's really fine as hell)
          'Cause you're beauty
          And you're grace (and you're grace)
          Your telephone calls are my favourite place
          And I want you to notice me
          With no restraining order, please (Jason Derulo)
          I want you to care
          I want to smell your hair

there's a fuckin tornado in my area
          fuck

istg if i see one more ybc stan i will break my phone-