What are you expecting me to write here, again?

Oh, something about me? 

I don't think I know 'me'.

What about you?

Why isn't it about you?

How could there not be a 'you'?

You're not really here? ... Where is 'here'?

But I thought I left 'here' ages ago.

How could I have not left?! 

Are you keeping me here?!

Then why am I still here?!?

Oh, yeah....  you needed me to write something.

What are you expecting me to write here, again?

Oh, something about me?

I don't think I know 'me'.