polarxe

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Antonfat0

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Antonfat0

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@polarxe SO CUTE OMG! love ur tips, btw how was ur trip to that fat camp in pocono valley I heard you took up half the plane isle getting there with ur big self LOL also heard the magnetic field of the plane was shifted because of how big you are the plane was flying on a 30 degree angle!! wowza, i also heard you had to be forklifted in bc ur shit caked ass is still fused to the couch! but at least you got in. so glad to hear that after 10 HOURS! of all the campers trying to pry that shit off ur ass they finally got the couch off lol but unfortunately ur septic pussy was so bad you had to be send to your own private area of the camp far in the woods because ur corroded septic pussy was so disgusting it was actually deemed a biohazard! (congrats boo) unfortunately after that you where no longer able to participate in the camp bc ur pussy stank so much and also because the pure size of you exceeded all of the weight limits they had on the equipment, they were not ready for someone as BIG and FAT as urself to attend the camp(maybe next time babes x)  but thank god that ur septic pussy glows florescent green, it allowed the helicopters to find you in the dark and airlift you out (i heard it took 10 of them bc of how big u are!) any way im so glad ur back home babes. and keep scooping that shit out of ur ass! maybe u will strike gold! who knows whats hiding up there.
            best of luck with ur mission babes xox
            btw please wash ur hair babes i can see the maggots crawling off ur scalp. maybe they are attracted to u bc you smell like pure shit <3
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BarbraTheTaxiDriver

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polarxe

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@Antonfat0 i absolutely LOVE your advice right now! maybe start taking some of it too? youre the only person that takes up 3 whole car seats, i mean, i thought you made SOME progress, but nahh. i ALSO cant stand the stench everytime you enter my page, its like sniffing the gym locker rooms! i recommend the 4 dollar body spray from walmart (if its a bit too expensive for you, ill reccomend something else! i understand that youre a bit broke because youre a little useless and no one will hire you but... its okay! im here for you). and yes! i got all of the shit (that reminded me of)you out of my ass. ah, i kind of wish it was still there, whenever i miss you, i can just scoop out poop from my ass and ill be at  peace.
            BUT ANYWAY!! love you babe! also while im at it, please brush your teeth. you have so much food stuck in there, i thought your mouth was an all you can eat buffet... 
            haha! its okay, unhygenic queens still exist, youre not alone <3
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