Hiya, 

I'm Erin, I'm 15 and I live in the back ass of nowhere in rural Ireland. Bacon sandwiches and blue polo mints are my life. Hence my username, well the polos bit anyways. Yeah I'm a greedy cunt, but who cares? I'm the biggest kid ever. I absolutely adore Disney films. Fuck YOLO, Hakuna Matata all the way. Also BRING BACK RAVEN! *cough* Sorry about that! Anyways.....

 I don't write stories, I'd love to, but my complete lack of imagination and flair for the english language kinda shot that horse in the face. (I hate that phrase but it was kinda apt. I apologise profusely to the poor horse that was the victim of my inappapropriate language. Ok now I'm just Waffling, yet another reason that I don't write anything constructive.) 

 I just come on here to read other peoples stuff. I'm awful at English, plus I hate the subject. Oh and I'm a sucker for your typical teenage story. They were completely different, but then they met and were complete assholes to one another, then realised they were in love with each other and then one ends up in the hospital. Are they going to pull through? They usually do and end up living happily ever after. You know that kind of book. Yeah I know, what a typical teenage girl, right?  But I can't help it, I'm just programmed to like that sort of stuff. (I just broke another rule of English, never start a sentence with but. Oops.)

Anyways, now that I've wasted 5 precious minutes of your time, seen as I'm pretty shitty at writing, especially about myself, go read some great books! If you're anyway like me I'd suggest "She's Bad News" by bright_as_night, "The New Girl" by blackbirdsforever, "Never Have I Ever" by farawayfromnowhere or anything by lilohorse, kirsty 1000, thischickisbomb or racingheart.

Have fun! And tell me if you have any reccommendations for me.

Toodlepip!

Erin x

Twitter: @erin_houghton_