Me-

Extraordinarily ordinary.

Mega dork. 

Your average eighth grader. 

Plays the flute and fangirls over classical music. 

Ironically listens to Hide and Seek before bed. 

Aspires to write something as amazing as Tokyo Ghoul. 

Finds swag nauseating.

Cats are a source of their happiness. 

Angry that the only gender options on wattpad are male and female. 

Wants to change the world but doesn't know how. 

Wants to go to Oxford and become a psychiatrist. 

Throws bricks at their crushes. 

Is going through the "I hate everyone" phase. 

Is a pretty good artist, but won't be a douche and post their drawings on a writing website. 

Their English teacher has a wattpad and they have made it their quest to find it. 

Only owns converse and boots. 

Wants to be remembered. 

Tries to write but ends up falling down several flights of stairs.

Actual cannibal Shia Labeouf.