Hey guys! Email: poofy_bluebear@yahoo.com

(There's an underscore in the email: between "y" and "b")

If you don't like my description, ignore it. I ain't good at those things. Read the story. Do it. Like Now. Seriously. Why are you still reading this. It's boring you, right? You probably already left. No? Well, I have nothing more to say. I am just blabbering on. It isn't important. I see authors have these, so why not make one. I seriously don't get why you're still reading this. Oh! I know! What do you call a bear with no teeth? Yes. A gummy bear! That is hilarious. Oh, I need a life. Anyways! I guess, I write romance/horror/comedy/and butts. *Shrugs* So that's it. Stop reading this. Fine. Want to be stubborn. Bye! *Stands up leaves. Gets a ticket to Australia. Leaves. Gets there. Gets kicked by a kangaroo. Gets rushed to hospital. Dies. Laughs that your still reading this.*