𝘯𝘰𝘵 spider-man .

;   h   e   l   l   y   e   a   h   ²

@poolstorybro 
            
            I wanna smack you, can I? 
            
            I feel like you and Ryan Reynolds give off the same vibes, no wonder they picked him.
            Anyway gotta fly, better meet up with spider-dweeb before he gets sad.
            *soft sigh*
            He wants me to help him with this girl and that oblivious little shit can’t even tell that I like him.
            But bye!
            *gives him a high five*
            Yuck that’s so old 

#   @the_iron_bitch   ! 
            
            you   want   ME   to   think   STRAIGHT   ?      *      wade   shudders   ,   his  mask  squinting  as  he  does      *      eeeeww   .   if   i   have   to   ,   i   guess   i   could   try   …      *      straight   man   voice   :      *     you   want   me   to   EAT   my   ice   cream   with   a   PINK   spoon   ?   ?   you   might   as   well   shove   TEN   COCKS   right   up   my   ASS   .      *      shrug      *      that’s   all   i   got   .   well   ,   nance   ,   nancy   wheeler      —      i   see   what   you   did   there   ,   nancy   drew   plus   robert   downey   ,   nancy   downey      —      /   i’m   /   your   main    bitch   ?   insert   unrealistic   but   flattered   gasp   here   .

@poolstorybro 
            
            Another dimension! Think straight!
            I’m also known as the bitch called Nancy Downey.