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Hey! Thank you so much for reading "Knowing Xavier and other true stories" ^_^ really hope you like them and don't hesitate to share your views ❤️

//"what do you think you are doing" hot dude asked,still chuckling
          
          "umm....sightseeing" drunk me replied sheepishly.
          
          He laughed. 
          
          " you c-can't blame moi, you stupid bimbo, you are so shexy, that I think I lost my brain cells"I pointed at his chest."but, shtoppp laffing"
          
          "plus why are you shooooooo tall"I looked up in awe," I bet you can shee my two white hair from up there" I told him, "see they are somewhere hea" I said pointing to the left centre of my scalp, trying to find the white hair to prove my point.
          
          I looked up to find him staring at me with such an intense look, that made me littreally shiver with excitement.
          
          "don't ......uhh........that..look.....makess me want to pee.......and to......." I muttered
          
          "and to what? He asked
          
          " to kissh you, because you look like Flynn Ryder, you k-know form tangled. But my hair is short, and I am a Barbie princess, you knooow" I said quickly flustered.
          
          He only smiled at me. And so We both inched closer till I could feel his breath on my face.
          
          Suddenly, I felt bile rise in my throat.
          
          And I did what no one expected me to. I puked at his face. wayyyyy to ruin a moment// 
          READ,  " I PUKED ON THE DEVIL " And tell me what you feel of it? Yay or nay?? 
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hi! i'm so sorry to bother you but would you mind checking out my book Picture Perfect? i've only just posted the foreword but i'll he posting the first chapter in just a bit and i'll really appreciate it if you could take some time to have a look! i'm really excited for where the story is gonna go and i'm hoping you'll join me on this journey!! :)