Pooshinecatt

I was just thinking of Harry Potter modern-day-whatever-they're-calleds and I think that Lavender Brown would totally be one of those girls who just goes around saying: "Oh my gawd, I'm so quirky! I'm not like other girls because I ate chicken nuggets and stayed home all day! Sksksksksk!"
          
           Anyone agree?

Ok. SO. I had a really weird dream and I'm gonna share it with y'all:
          
          So there were giant bugs that were taking over the world, so everyone from my school went to hide in our gym teachers house. And then we all had to squish into a baby paddling pool because apparently if you're in there, you're safe. Then part of the house could make you time travel, so um yeah, and my friend and I went into the time travel machine for no reason and then we went back in time to literally 1 minute ago. And then we did not do anything! You'd think we had a reason for travelling back in time but nah, we just did it and nothing happened. Then the rest is blurry and I don't really know what happened, but the bit that stands out the most in that dream was the end. I GOT MARRIED AND NOW I HAD A WIFE! And then I freaked out and woke up.
          
          So, yeah. I have a LOT of weird dreams but this was one of the weirdest.

I'm just a bored human bean right now so I'm going to explain the origin of my username:
          
          So my little sister was at school and they had a free art class where they could draw so she drew me a picture. It was a weird combination of Nyan Cat and Pusheen Cat. It basically looks like a skinny Pusheen with rainbows coming out of it's butt and she wrote at the bottom: Pooshine Cat, in an attempt to spell 'Pusheen'. So when I was thinking of a username for my Wattpad account, I looked around and saw the drawing and now y'all now the origin of my strange name!

Is it weird that I'm almost crying right now because almost all ships I ship aren't canon? 

I don't wanna do my school work todaaaaaaaay! I just wanna sit on my butt and read wattpaaaaaaaaad!!!

Meow meow, I really wanna announce something but I have nothing to announce.

I'm up at 4:45 am because my nose started bleeding and after I cleaned it up, I couldn't go back to sleep.

Happy Birthday to ME!!!

I am a smol fry

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