Hello. Welcome to my bio and thank you for wasting your time reading this :3

And just so you know, unlike you lonely fudge out there (kidding) as of now i have  *drum rolls* a BOYFRIEND! 👬🌈 <3 Yay. I can now buy couple shirts without being judged by my friends, ha! 🎉🎉🎉

Btw... 

•I'M A/AN

-gay guy

-agnostic

-proud Hufflepuff

-son of Hermes (cause Poseidon and Zeus are SO overrated)

-padawan in training ;)

-coffee lover

-bookworm (I'm open for book suggestions)

-barely surviving college student

-professional bathroom singer

-professional fat ass


•I THINK

-Dicks are weird. And that's speaks so much coz I have one and I'm gay, so I'm suppose to love them. But I don't. There's just too many skin and too wrinkly. Vaginas makes more sense to me :|

-my gaydar is shit. I swear, if a LGBTQ person do a vogue in front  me with their rainbow shirt, and unicorn horn, I wouldn't even get tell if they're part of the community.

-social media is a waste of time (except wattpad. God I love wattpad and Goodreads.. and tumblr... Yes i am a productive individual.)

-just bcoz you're a porn actor doesn't mean you're good at acting -_-


•THINGS we could talk about

-Game of Thrones

-Harry Potter (though I haven't read the books yet. Yes, I know, shame on me)

-dick size

-How to get away with murder

-Star Wars

-Percy Jackson

-HoO 

-Lucifer (series)

-Men ;)

-porn ;) ;)

-yaoi

-bxb books 

-men ;)

•I LOVE

-FOOD, especially peaches cuz they're sexxxy as fudge ><

-Blake Lively. She's just soooo elegant and classy, gah~! I'll definitely turn straight for her... Or bisexual cause I totally digs her husband, I'm definitely down for threesome with these fine folks 
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-Timothée Chalamet is the cutest >< i just want to adopt him so i can be his daddy ugh. (Kidding, im too young and skinny to be a daddy lol)

-Wolves. Cause I love them, they're wolves period

I love talking, so if you need someone to talk about anythiiing, just pm me ;)