☾ ⋆*Bartholomew

I want to be a stereotypical 1940s detective. I want to outline body's with white chalk and solve crimes that end up being titled stuff like "The pig massacre." I want to be on the front page of a magazine. 

Robert Lawrence Stine/Jovial Bob Stine/Eric Affabee I love you.

As much as i ship mike and lucas, El and Mike need to date to fit my dynamic.

I keep pointing out visible perfections about barry because it adds a contrast 

Im such a slow writer. There are 1221 words so far and im already thinking about other shit like bro dude dude dude bro like man i just wanna write about steve and carl already but i camt.

when you "accidently" incorporate your own drug/alcohol addiction in your storys and make the character named after you have one>

writing traumatic storys>>>

Me after changing my name to Bartholomew: theres no joke i just changed my name but like coolio

Im listening to music rn andthe last song was cancer by mcr then fucking buddy holly played HEBURDHD

I punched my boyfriend in the face fuck i have no idea why i did that im actually shaking and crying right now. Anyway i finished chapter one.. Yay.