STORY COMING SOON!

Emily and Kai are very similar, they are friendmates and would definitely like to go to London together to laugh at people slipping up while dipping their chicken in their cups of tea and slagging off Mr Hegarty.

But for now they're just going to write the bio, because otherwise you won't know a thing about them.
(this is in normal font because Emily had enough of all the fucking fancy fonts and couldn't be arsed to do it)
They also decided to write in third person.
You can read on now.

Kai is first. Kai is writing about Emily and vice versa. Because why not.

So, Emily is funny as shit and HATES Mr. Hegarty! We all do! 
Anyways, she has guns so don't threaten her.
She likes le memes and has already plotted how to kill the dreaded Colin Hegarty (with Kai, of course.)
Her nickname is Tall Tea because she is tall and drinks Tea, ONLY KAI CAN CALL HER THAT STFU >:(
She's low-key insane but does that matter? NO. Should we care? NO.

Alright now it's Emily talking about Kai >:)

Kai. A force of nature. No, not really, Emily's just high on Iced Gems while writing this.
Hates scrunchies, but has an abundance of them (plans to haul them onto their sister have been worked out and are carefully detailed)
Has multiple contacts working with them, to keep tabs on Mr Hegarty's next move, so then they can alert Emily and the assassination can begin.
Do not disrespect them or use the wrong pronouns, or Emily will find you and shoot you with her flare guns.
ANYWAY, their nickname is Smol Scrunchie, because they hate being called small, and they hate scrunchies
They are Emily's amiga no binaria, even though Kai hates Spanish.

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lol told you i had guns - em

their joint effort story CLASS CLOWN is in progress

That's all for now, and if you don't mind, Emily is off to get her 5th packet of Iced Gems-