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I (don't) apologize for flooding your notifs lol

can i learn how to read i keep internally misreading spratly islands as sprafty islands

HELP I JUST SAW A DANDY'S WORLD TIKTOK COMP AND THE THUMBNAIL SHOWS SHRIMPO WITH A FUCKING SHOTGUN THAT'S LONGER THAN HE IS TALL-

yet ANOTHER reason to hate dr*w four has dropped-

being sick is great, you get to miss at least a whole day of school! /sarc
          
          (i literally could not fucking fall back asleep, i can hardly breathe, i think i have a headache too, i am basically waiting for my mum to wake up right now-)

final duet kazoo cover

[EXTREME DARK HUMOUR UPCOMING, TW FOR MENTION OF ROPE AS IN THE SAYORI WAY, NOT MY AU-]
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          
          pie: okay, we need to find pillow.
          
          remote: my feet hurt...
          
          liy: well is it our fault you wore high heels when you knew we were gonna be walking?!
          
          remote: at least i TRY to look feminine!
          
          bottle: *found pillow* I THINK THERE'S SOMEONE HANGING RIGHT THERE-

hey if there's ever a british prime ministers object show can liz truss be a lettuce /silly

new bfb headcanon: tree has a phobia of emus