God Has Failed Us

You're gay.

It's 6am where I am right now 
          We ride at dawn bitches

Į̴͓͓̜̘͍̩̱̈́́̽̓͐ ̵͔̿͗̓c̴̩̹͖͙̑̉͑̋͗͋́̇̂́̕̚͝r̷̭̲͑̓̈̇̒̑̎̔a̸̝̯͇͙̯̝͇͕̹͈̮͐̍̓͂̀̈̅̂̍̔̎̀̋ṽ̸̧̙̹̱̦͔͓̫̝̗̪̊̏͌̀̓̔͂̎̒̔͜͝͠ͅe̷̢̛̼̙̜̤͕͚̟̝̰̟̎̈̉̑̾̆̾͒̎ ̷̡̗̜̹͕͍̥͙̺͇̳̠̘̘̄̎̎̂̓̈̾̇́̚͝͝s̸̫̱̠̀̈ủ̶̳̈́̍̏̿̐̚ͅs̶̮̘͓̫̮̦̱̻͊̒̂t̷̨̡͎̫̯̳̘̣͋̌̂̓̏e̷̖̝̥͓̙̦̙͓͌̚͝n̴̞̿́̆̊͛̃͐̕͜a̶̜̺̟͕̮͐͂͋͛͊͊͋̚͜͝ṉ̸͔̞͖̰̖̝̉̑̕ć̵̢̺̞͓͇̿̔͊̂̊̈́̈́̇͒͂e̴̛̳̟̣̜̯̹̯͌̌̉͗̑͒̋̀̑

I have now decided to call straight people rhombuses.

I feel like my gender can be described as a bathroom stall with a sticky floor, writing all over the walls, and piss just everywhere with some disgusting-looking food on the toilet seat that a rat is just munching down on. That make sense?

My gender? Ha, it's Nerf or nothing.

I was just told I walked like an NPC.
          Might continuously walk into the same wall until I'm pushed to a door way or just warp through it.

Happy New Year!

Merry Christmas

I'm going to start making yet another terrible story and I'm not sure if I should make the reader a tsundere or not so that's up to you please tell me what you'd prefer.