Sam (They/Them)

do are you having big gay ?

i eat poopoo for a living

nothing can kill me.

poopy pee pee poopp pp

god,,, when i become a full-fledged gay ill be so powerful just you wait

lesbianism is just finding someone to do my taxes for me. you just cant trust men with that trippy shit

i have a larger than average loofah

im always the condom. when can i finally be the penis?

ah, but have you considered Homosexuality yet?

fuck me. in the. butt. (and it would hurt less)