Bum bum bum bum. Harry goes to Hogwarts he meets Ron and Hermione. Mcgonagal requires he play for Gryffindor. Draco is a daddy’s boy. Quarell
becomes unemployed. the sorcerers stone is destroyed by dumbledore. Ron breaks his wand. Now Ginnys gone and Harry’s in mortal danger. Tom Riddle hides his snake inside his ginormous secret chamber. Harry blows up Aunt Marge. The dementors come and take charge. Lupin is a wolf. The rats a man. Now the prisoner is at large. Who just so happens to be Harry’s godfather, I don’t really get it either. Harry gets put in the Triwizard tournament with dragons and mermaids. OH NO! Edward Cullen gets slayed. HE’S BACK!!