So um hi? What's up and welcome to my page? 

As an introductory statement, I would like to say that I have an extraordinary talent to get myself into awkward situations no matter what the setting is or who I'm with. I am also prone to using big words people my age shouldn't know and have a very dirty mind. Secondly, I have an overwhelming allergy to stupidity and ignorance; I will break out into sarcasm. I also feel the need, as a human being and a responsible member of society to say this: My three biggest loves are puns. Internet and food - in that order. I would like to conclude by describing myself in one word: reticent (google it). 

Have a great life