I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

I love chocolate. I love reading. I love watching Netflix. I love playing the guitar. I love writing parodies. I love my family. I love everything. Except spinach, I really don't like spinach.

•You know life is good when you can't fall asleep because reality is finally better than your dreams•

•Knowledge is like underwear. It is useful to have it, but not necessary to show it off•

•Never let your friends feel lonely. Disturb them all the time•

•The first 5 days after the weekend are always the hardest•