//original Chris Pratt anon// I think... NOT THE REAL CHRIS. OKAY?

*waves* Hi. I'm Chris! 

Born on June 21, 1979 in Virginia, Minnesota. I'm getting older, but not any less awesomer!

I'm a Gemini.

Actor

I'm married to Anna Faris and we have a son named Jack!

I watch The Only Way is Essex with Anna, and I can do a pretty good Essex accent.

I have played various characters... 
|| Peter Quill/Star-Lord ||
|| Emmet Brickowski ||
|| Owen Grady ||
|| Andy Dwyer ||
And more.

I'm absolutely hilarious when I'm drunk! Come to me for acting tips when I am, they're pretty messed up. *laughs*

I'm ranked No. 2 on Sexiest Men Alive of 2014. 

I sort of... Ended up being homeless in Maui and lived in a van. I got a huge comeback and now look at me!

That's it. I guess...

[not always active!]