The spell to summon me

1) Boil a cauldron of writer's fluids 
2) Add three yaoi manhwa sticks
3) Stir the contents while adding a pinch of hypocrisy 
4) Sprinkle a teaspoon of BTS
5) A gallon of crackheadness should follow next.
6) Chant "Sangwoo doesn't love Yoon Bum" 69 times

You should find me standing over in the darkest corner of the room in a red nightgown and middle-parted hair.

Warning: Incorrect combination of the above elements may result in a disoriented and frisky fujoshi. Be aware.

Don't disturb the summoned creature by engaging in political discussions.

Do it at you own risk.