decided to make my own schizophrenic conspiracy theories to prove how easy it is
bigfoot is the biblical cain and the yeti is a clone made from his seed when the kgb needed a supersoldier for the cold war
the mothman is a nephilim sent to kill the jersey devil and they're final confrontation was had beneath denver airport in the bunker tunnels
see how easy it is ?
i was meant to be a knight that died saving 7000 people that have personally hated me my whole life but i do not take that into account as i fight off an army
instead i have like 3 different addictions and work as an overworked mechanic