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I just got a Snapchat memory, so throwback to that time when I was like 16 and was spraying deodorant in my bedroom next to a candle that I’d placed next to a vase of plastic flowers and they burst into flames and my dumba** starting panicking and dropped the can of Coke I was holding along with the deodorant on the floor (my room was carpet btw) and picked up these flaming flowers and kind of just ran around my room like a headless chicken before /finally/ collecting the single brain cell I possessed and took it outside to simmer out on the veranda. Needless to say, it was NOT my brightest moment and I’d safely place it in my “top 10 dumbest moments.” (Note: also, miraculously, the flowers sustained little to no damage. The stems kind of just curled but that was it lol.)