Nico

holy shit I accidentally read one 5sos fanfiction because the plot sounded interesting and I didn't realize it was for a band, and now that's ALL Wattpad wants to suggest to me jfc wAtTpAd

dagjlhdadjllgfz I just found out that that the first time my best friend was exposed to fanfiction he was 10 and it was p h a n f i c oh god but now he says he's scarred and will not read any fics i send him poor guy

Nobody: 
          Me: reads smut to drown my sorrows

holy fuck y'all please please please don't read the cherry fix I stg that shit is terrifying rESIST THE URGE THERE'S A REASON I'M TERRIFIED OF CHERRY COKE NOW