You think spoons are disrespectful? Not as disrespectful as SQUIDS!
No Bajan lost? You mean DAMN IT BAJAN! YOU HAD A DIAMOND FREAKING SWORD!!
You want a frilly tank top? I want bajan canadian t-shirts.
You like The Wanted? I like the YogsCast.
You say gold we say budder
You crush on Stars, we crush on Youtubers
You say fist bump we say brofist
You say Diamond ax? We say Betty
You say Pig? we say jeffery
You say bat? we say dillon
You learn from Hogwarts? We learn from Seto.
You learn Swedish from class? We learn from Pewds
You say lava? We say Red Water
You say chainmail? we say lingerie
You say rotten flesh? we say wet noodle
You say cartoons? We say Anime
You say getting angry? We say getting trolled
You say Hunger Games? We say Survival Games.
You say fight me? We say Pax me bro
You say Laughing? We say Lolcats
You like Justin Bieber? I Like SkyDoesMinecraft
You like potato? I like Brotato
You like 1D? I like Team Crafted
You say Video Games? We say Life.