Things we learned from Percy Jackson:
•When in doubt, find the dam snack bar.
•With great power comes a great need to take a nap.
•Paradises are places that can get you killed.
•Gods get offended easily.Then they blow stuff up.
•Monster will vaporize when sliced by a celestialbronze sword.
•Anything is possible: including blue food and that Percy can pass seventh grade.
•People, and horses, who call Mr. D. the "Wine Dude" end up in a bottle of Merlot.
•Three kids can drown in a really big bath.
•Just say hello to the poodle.
•When barnyard animals don't want to kill you, they want food.
•Don't blow your nose when someone near you is running from skeletons.
•Don't beat a god in a video game he might want your soul.